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• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many admin assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light bulb design change request form....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? You sure it's dark?
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....