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• How many radio astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb.
  None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many real programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Real programmers prefer LEDs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....