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• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later....
• How many supply-side economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  That depends on whether it has health insurance....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many Essex Girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw in Cortina...
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....