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  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
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  Only one, but he has to see an American do it first....
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  You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!...
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  Only one, but it takes the entire emergency room staff to remove it!...
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  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first....
• How many IBM PC owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...