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  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
• How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
• How many keyboardists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg....