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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. -- Carl Reine
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -- Doug Larso
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message.
Apparently that message is, Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot. -- Dennis Mille...
A lot of people will urge you to put some money in a bank, and in fact--within reason--this is very good advice.
But don't go overboard. Remember, what you are doing is giving your money to someone...
A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love.
Just ask yourself this one question: "Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?...
A lot of schools around New York keep sending school reporters to interview me.
A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....
A lot of things may be preserved in alcohol. But not your dignity.
A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological rococo. -- Bill Gray
A lot of what I say comes off as political satire. In that, I have a lot in common with Congress.
-- Solomon Sho...

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