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Farnsworth: Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager!
Leela: Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
Bender: Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
Leela: Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception!
Farnsworth: Oh no! I should do something....but i am already in my pajamas.
Bender: He's gay. Leela: How do you know? Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander!
With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack....
Bender: A woman like that you gotta romance first!
Cops: I'm going to get 24th Century on his ass!
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