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• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• He cannot have God for his father who refuses to have the Church for his mother.
  St. Augustine (354-430 CE) "De Sybolo...
• MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion.
  The chief temple is in the holy city of New York....
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• RIGHT, n. Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have
  as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Those of us who believe in the right of any human being to belong to whatever church he sees fi
  and to worship God in his own way, cannot be accused of prejudice when we do not want to see public education connected with religious control of the schools, which are paid for by taxpayers' money....
• Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service
  except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver....