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• Introducing "lite", the new way to spell "light", with 20% fewer letters!
• NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
• Gulf War Lite: High in accomplishments, with 2/3 fewer casualities than our regular war!
• To kill an enterprise, never think of introducing new members. -- Jean-Charles Terrassie
• MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm.
  Worn in New Jersey. But "mousquetaire" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it....
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite.
• It appears some British newspaper ran a contest to come up with a new name for the USSR.
  One of the better entries was UFFR: Union of Fewer and Fewer Republics....