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• The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
• Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door.
  Build a better door and the mice can't get in anyhow. -- Cal Tinney...
• 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -- Zall's Law...
• Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
• Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Homer: So anywho, back then there was _no_ way for me to know your mother was pregnant.
  [flash to Marge pushing Homer out of the way, running into the bathroom, and throwing up] Home...
• The telephone will ring when you are outside the door, fumbling for your keys.
• If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door. -- Franklin P. Adam