Quotations - Anonymous

Quotations - Anonymous

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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake - which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
Plants do not have the power of locomotion -- except perhaps for kudzu.
Punctuality is disappointing if no one is there to appreciate it.
Q: How do you spell "onomatopoeia"? A: The way it sounds.
Q: What do you get when you cross an ethernet with an income statement? A: A local area networth.

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