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• I 'll woo her as the lion wooes his brides. -- John Home (1724-1808) -- Douglas, Act i, Sc. 1
• If you cried a little less, the audience would cry more. -- Edith Evans (to John Gielgud)
• And if his name be George, I 'll call him Peter; For new-made honour doth forget men's names.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• I used to trust the media to tell me the truth.
• CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT!
• I let the media do my thinking for me, therefore I am.
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...
• ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!