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My Little Chickadee Let Me Give You One Word Of Advice
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My Little Chickadee
Let me give you one word of advice: never give a sucker an even break.
--W.C. Fields
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You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
-- W. C. Field...
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee...
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
One word of advice: Don't give it.
Never give a feminizt an even break.
You'll never make it as a juggler, m'boy. Your eyes are too sad.
But don't listen to me, kid. My entire success is based on one rule...