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• The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received.
  When her husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to live....
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• All this big deal about white collar crime -- what's WRONG with white collar crime?
  Who enjoys his job today? You? Me? Anybody? The only satisfying part of any job is coffee break, lunch hour and quitting time....
• Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
  You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...