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• Do you want to visit hell? Dig a *very* deep hole.
• If you dig a deep enough hole, someone will want to jump in.
• Tell all your friends to get swimming pools in case you want to visit.
  -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• A visit to the Zoo is very educational; you meet interesting animals.
• I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
  That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas? -- Jean Ke...
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.
• Burns: I want you to arrange a party for two at my estate
  Marge, me, and do you think you could dig up Al Jolson?...
• Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want? -- Answering machine madness - authority figure
• Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe. Amy
  Ooh, that sounds cool. Zoidberg: It's funny. You live in the universe by you never do these things 'til someone comes to visit....