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• Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
  Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price ....
• Whores solicit. Solicitors ...? Agents get a percentage!
• Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre
• Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal -- if you don't use your thumbs. -- Tom Lehre
• Then you must be Don Francisco's sister!
• Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...
• It doesn't matter how sincere it is, nor how heart-felt the spirit.
  Sentiment will not endear it. What's important is the price. -- Tom Lehre...