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• Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
  .. -- Tom Lehre...
• Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
  Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed. Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice, Unless you get a good percentage of her price ....
• AT&twits: Phone solicitors.
• The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
  -- P.J. O'Rourke - A Parliament of Whore...
• MODEM: A proven deterrent to phone solicitors.
• Agents do it undercover.
• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out....
• If all men are potential rapists, then all women are potential whores.