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• HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• hand, n: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
• Hand, n.: A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME!
• A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down.
• Man with hand in pocket is always on the ball.
• Okay, blow jobs. Here's the secret: Few people actually enjoy giving blow jobs, as blow jobs are hard, awkward, drool-inducing work.
  Sore jaws and stiff necks are to be expected, and, as incentives go, a mouth full of come at the end of a job well done isn't exactly stock options....
• You may be redneck... if you think a hand saw is a musical instrument.