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• He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages, will be known far and wide as a smart ass.
  -- Howard Kandel...
• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. -- Howard Kandel
• Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel
• Err is basically a synonym for Murphy, but those who quote him over the better known prophet insist he is as real as Murphy.
  The basis for their argument: 1) his spirit, like Murphy's, is everywhere and 2) Err is human....
• He who hesitates is probably smart.
• It's always better to be a smart ass, than a dumb ass.