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• If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
• If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you
  but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. -- Don Marqui...
• There are no accidents--only plans other people don't tell you about.
• Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
  It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink....
• Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people. -- Don Corleone
• I drink to make other people interesting. -- George Jean Natha
• I drink to make other people interesting." -- George Jean Natha