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• Man is a thinking being, whether he will or no; all he can do is to turn his thoughts the best way.
  -- Sir W. Temple...
• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs. -- E. W. Howe
• Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves for market. -- E. W. Howe