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• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
  Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway....
• Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong spelling.
• As long as they spell the name right. -- Curley's Law
• Anchovies? You've got the wrong man! I spell my name DANGER! (click)
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
  -- Murphy's Law Corollary 4...
• We are all children in a vast kindergarden trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks.
  -- Tennessee Williams, "Suddenly Last Summe...