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• So, if there's no God, who changes the water? -- New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl
• Are we thinking here, or is this just so much pointing and clicking? -- The New Yorke
• When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntan, it's probably.
• Human needs God like a goldfish needs a motorbike.
• Buy a goldfish bowl and fill it up. Stick your head in it for practice.
  The goldfish are optional. -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• Being a New Yorker is never having to say you're sorry. -- Lily Tomli
• Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?
  Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl? -- Milhouse, "The Canine Mutiny...