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• Take a long worm from the rear, according to its mate it's a lot more fun.
• A long worm hits with all of its length.
• Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!
• Never ride a long worm.
• Carwashes which allow you to stay in the car are a lot more fun.
• By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
  -- P. J. Plauger, from his April Fool's column in April 88's Computer Language...
• There is no remedy for fun but more fun!
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #14 According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year.