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The Quality Of A Blow-job Is Determined By The Length Of Sheet You Have To Pull Out Of Your Ass.
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The quality of a blow-job is determined by the
length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
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The quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
Blow it out your ear.
Blow it out your comm port!
When you are out of quality you are out of business.
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
Why don't you blow your brains out? You've got nothing to lose.
Do you have a job?
An army is like a piece of spaghetti. You can't stand behind and push, you have to get out in front and pull.
-- George S. Patto...
CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm..
