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• The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
• Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sure sign he expects to be paid for it.
  -- H. L. Menche...
• What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow?
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
• Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous circumstances.
  He was making love to his wife doggy style and she suddenly ran under the bed....
• A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
  A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he was making a bolt for the door....
• If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profi
  is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man....
• A man bites off more trouble than he can chew when he doesn't do what his wife wants.
  You better believe it. -- Satchel Paige...