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• What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -- Peter S.
  Beagle, "The Last Unico...
• Then what is magic for?" Prince Lir demanded wildly.
  What use is wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?...
• For I too am real. I am Schmendrick the Magician, the last of the red-hot swamis, and I am older than I look.
  -- Schmendrick the Magician, from Peter S. Beagle's "The Last Unico...
• A unicorn can be tamed only by a fair maiden.
• How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you?
  I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor....
• Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.