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• Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really". -- Dave Parna
• It's not that I disagree with Bush...I just think that he *is* the son of Satan!
  Anyone is advertising or marketing?...Kill yourself. Now. No, I mean it, really....
• Has anyone ever tasted an "end"? Are they really bitter?
• My psychotherapist says I'm getting better...No really!
• Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?
• BTW, The check is in the mail. Really, it is! No, I mean it!