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• Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
• A word to you is necessary.
• What one word describes the absolute worst blowjob you have ever had? Fantastic!
• They have a big drive on now to rehabilitate prisoners.
  I think it's a great idea. They even bring in the wives of the prisoners to spend the weekend....
• You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
  -- Bumper Sticke...