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Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
I don't know. I don't care. And it doesn't make any difference.
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.
It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools.
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
I'm not cynical. Just experianced.
The torture never stops.
Ignore alien orders.
I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink I get drunk I fall down No problem
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