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Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive.
It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive....
Drink wet cement: Get Stoned.
Kite fliers keep it up longer.
If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehesable truth.
You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Nuke the whale
Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands; meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
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