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• Like you, I am frequently haunted by profound questions related to man's place in the Scheme of Things.
  Here are just a few: Q -- Is there life after death?...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....
• If it is alright with you, I think I will make lunch for us in my tee shirt.
  Well, it is alright by me, but it seems it would be a whole lot less messy if you were to make lunch on the counter....
• If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
  I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
  Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?...
• It's a matter of life after death. After he's dead, I have a life. -- Mrs White, _Clue_