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• Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• The world would really benefit from a device which prevents people calling your home when you are on the throne.
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• Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
• Quote #62 "A system admin's life is a sorry one.
  The only advantage he has over Emergency Room doctors is that malpractice suits are rare....
• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
• Quote #492 one with nintendo halcyon symbiosis hand thinks for itself -- Damon Koronakos and Brian Robe
  HI-TECH HAIKUS...
• I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers!
• I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs!