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Quote #377 Save The Earth - Kill A Lawyer -- Anonymou
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Save the Earth - kill a lawyer
-- anonymous
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To Save the Earth. The Humans must die.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law.
Suppress the poor, save the rich, kill the strange.
Save the Earth! We may need it later.
Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
So that we can all bask in his gentle decency....
Quote #102 "as far as I know we never had an undetected error" -- anonymou
Save whales and kill unborn babies? I don't think so!
Forget whales, save Jupiter for when Earth is used up.