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• If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
  Talk about getting your money's worth. -- Heywood Bank...
• I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese?
  They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit....
• A penny dropped off the Eiffel Tower or the Empire State Building could kill whomever it hits.
• Lightning strikes the rod at the top of the Empire State Building about fifty times a year.
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away.
  A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the eleventh story of a building, a man is broken, a horse splashes....
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
• Rachel is on the phone] Rachel: Okay. [listens] Okay, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night.
  [listens] Okay bye-bye. [hangs up] Ross: We? Rachel...