I Can See Why It Would Be Prohibited To Throw Most Things Off The Top Of The Empire State Building, But What's Wrong With Little Bits Of Cheese?

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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the
Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little bits of cheese? They
probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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