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• Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only becuase they cannot actually masturbate.
  -- Dave Barry...
• You will engage in a profitable business activity.
• All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes.
  For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U....
• All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes.
  For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U....
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...