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• Quote #49 "Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
  -- Dave Barry...
• You will engage in a profitable business activity.
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• I think we can all agree that there is not enough common courtesy shown .
  .. HEY! PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU DAMMIT!...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .
  .. -- Dave Barry, The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning Points in l'Amou...
• I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses .