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• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might eminate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
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• Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
  I have taken over the functions of this inferior being....