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• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• Queensboro president Donald Mannis, charged with receiving bribes in exchange for city contracts, resigned on Tuesday.
  Mannis feels he must devote more time to impending litigation, some of which might emanate from a recent statement he made comparing New York Mayor Ed Koch to Nazi Martin Bormann....
• In yet another effort to clean up New York City the mayor urged the City Council to pass legislation that would require alternate side of the street urinating.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth.
  I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr....
• Once Again From the Top Correction notice in the Miami Herald
  Last Sunday, The Herald erroneously reported that original Dolphin Johnny Holmes had been an insurance salesman in Raleigh, North Carolina, that he had won the New York lottery in 1982 and lost the money in a land swindle, that he had been charged with vehicular homicide, but acquitted because his mother said she drove the car, and that he stated that the funniest thing he ever saw was Flipper spouting water on George Wilson....
• I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
  -- David Dinkins (Mayor, New York City) -- Answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes....
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• The following appeared in a letter from the mayor of Tudor City.
  "After a major airline chose Yorkville as its regional flight hub, the number of businesses in that city almost doubled and local tax revenue increased by 50 percent....