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Quote #640 If You Want To Do Buzzword Oriented Programming You Must Use A Strongly Hyped Language.
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If you want to do buzzword oriented programming you must use a strongly
hyped language.
-- Mike Johns
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A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.