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• Vendor: Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this.
  Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria....
• Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes would bring grave misfortune.
  I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Lisa: [takes the paw] I wish for world peace. [the second finger on the paw closes] Home
  Lisa, that was very selfish of you! -- `The Monkey's Paw' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, &l
  and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises....
• I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard.
  And -- and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises -- you got it?...
• Marge: Homer, maybe fame and fortune aren't as bad as they say.
  Woman 1: If I hear one more thing about the Simpsons, I swear, I'm going to scream....
• Smithers: You hear that, sir? Burns: No, I didn't.
  Who is it? Frankenstein? The Booooger Man?...
• You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly -- who might be offended.
  If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now....
• I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
  And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...