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  We've got three hundred and sixty three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing ....
• The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
  "We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
• Has a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold them together.
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• I 've often wish'd that I had clear, For life, six hundred pounds a yea
  A handsome house to lodge a friend; A river at my garden's end...
• We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.
  Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate. -- Dennis Mille...
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....