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• Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away.
  May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances....
• May the road rise to meet you. May the wind be ever at your back May the Good Lord keep you in the hollow of His hand.
  May your heart be as warm as your hearthstone. And when you come to die may the wail of the poor be the only sorrow you'll leave behind....
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is chitlins.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is lard.
• You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
• The orders come down and they march us away. There's a battle outside and we join in the fray.
  God, it's hell when you know this could be your last day, But it's better than working for Xerox....
• May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
• May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back
  May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand -- An old Irish saying....
• You just can't promise something like that just to get elected if you know there's a good chance that circumstances may overtake you.
  -- Bill Clinton, East Lansing MI debate, Mon Oct 19 1992...