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• We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older.
• As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quille
• We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message. -- Cullen Hightowe
• Between "just desserts" and "tragic irony" we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent.
  Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get....
• These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.
  -- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball playe...
• Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
  The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
• Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? Because their heads are full of mush.
• Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments.
  If we can get rid of the former, we may easily bear the latter....
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....