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Can't Act. Can't Sing. Balding. Can Dance A Little.
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Can't act. Can't sing. Balding. Can dance a little.
-- MGM summary of a screen test by some guy named Fred Astaire
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Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances. -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak...
I dance around and sing a song and know that I can do no wrong.
Ballet: Often the same thing as opera, when a person is inhibited and can not sing, so they dance, or do something that passes for a dance, on the tips of their toes.
Fred Can Philosophize!: Immanuel Ka
0295 Can you sing something from the IBM Songbook? -- from THE HACKER TEST
Can a blue man sing the whites?
You're at a level where you can only afford one mistake.
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you're allowed....
How many angels can dance on a light bulb? It depends on the dance step.
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked.
It takes time to get a dance right, to create something memorable. -- Fred Astaire...