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How Many Angels Can Dance On A Light Bulb? It Depends On The Dance Step.
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-- How many angels can dance on a light bulb?
It depends on the dance step.
Related:
How many pinheads can dance on an angel?
How many folk-dancers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do....
How many amino acids can dance on the head of a pin?
it is really a discussion of how many angels can dance on the head of a pi
and not really interesting unless those involved in the discussion are drunk or graduate students - two states of roughly similar incompetence....
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....
Baptist angels don't dance anywhere.
How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It all depends on whether they can read the manuals or not....