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I'm The Consul For Information, But I Don't Have Any Information.
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I'm the consul for information, but I don't have any information.
-- Ofra Ben Yaacoe, Israeli Consul, Chicago
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I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. -- Calvin and Hobbe