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• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
  -- George Washington Carve...
• Homer: Gee Herb, because of me you lost your business, your home, and all your possessions.
  I can't help but think that maybe you'd have been better off if I'd never come into your life....
• Hello, my friends. You are here now watching this image of me because I have died.
  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is what I expected....
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• You maybe only young once - but you can be childish all your life.