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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
  Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
• Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
  [clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....
• Homer: I'm going to regale everyone with my anecdote.
  You know, the one I tried to say on the radio? Heh, heh....
• Lisa: Hey Mom, is this how you caught him? [throws Bart to the ground with his arm behind his back] Ba
  [panting] Face it, Lis, you're too puny to -- aah!...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....